5 Jobs I’m Glad I Don’t Have

Here they be:

  1. McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, or any similar ultra-mega provider of marginal employment.
  2. Telemarketing, call center, or IRS seasonal paper shuffler.
  3. Police officer.
  4. Anything that involves any form or amount of ass-kissing.

I can’t think of a 5th job I’m glad I don’t have. Really, I could learn from and enjoy almost anything that respects my humanity and intelligence.